QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:41 am

"The Supreme Court ruled against having a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." -- Jay Leno
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Experience

Postby Lynx » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:41 am

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:20 pm

"I wouldn't mind paying taxes, if I knew they were going to a friendly country." -- Dick Gregory
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Swiss Army Knives

Postby Lynx » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:13 pm

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Billy Connolly


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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:42 am

"Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." That's before there were agents." -- Robin Williams
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:34 am

"I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:19 pm

"Did you know Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos." -- Victor Borge
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:38 pm

"I went to correspondence school. They threw me out from there. I played hooky...I sent them an empty envelope." -- Baron Munchausen
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:32 am

"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:13 pm

"A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.'" -- Gracie Allen
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:09 am

"My mother's a typical Jewish mother. Once she was on jury duty...They sent her home. She insisted she was guilty." -- Cathy Ladman
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:38 am

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" -- Groucho Marx
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pm

"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months - I don't like to interrupt her." -- Ken Dodd
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:33 am

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading contest. I hit a bookmark." -- Steven Wright
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Drama

Postby Lynx » Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:24 pm

Drama is life with the dull parts left out.
~ Alfred Hitchcock
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