QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:08 am

"A guy in a bar sees another guy fall off his stool three times. He asks him where he lives and takes him home. When he gets there, he says, 'Mrs. Phillips, I have your husband here.' She says, 'Where's his wheelchair?'" -- Henny Youngman
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:34 pm

"I make stained glass contact lenses - for people who want to sleep in church." -- London Lee
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:07 am

"I went to an authentic Mexican restaurant. The waiter poured the water and warned me not to drink it." -- Brad Garrett
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Feb 01, 2018 9:21 am

"We were poor when I was young, but the difference then was the government didn't come around telling you you were poor." -- Ronald Reagan
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Feb 02, 2018 6:06 am

"You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused." -- Gilda Radner
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:11 pm

"To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy." -- Bette Davis
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:18 pm

"A day without laughter is a day wasted." -- Charlie Chaplin
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:39 am

"Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening." -- Greta Garbo
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:04 am

"The test of good manners is to be able to put up pleasantly with bad ones." -- Wendell Willkie
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:55 am

"Don't feel sorry for yourself if you have chosen the wrong road, turn around." -- Edgar Cayce
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby inspiresuccess » Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:40 pm

I haven't been back for awhile. Thanks for the laughs, Jason!
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:28 pm

No problem! Everyone needs a good laugh!

Here's another...

"One guy says to the other, 'Do you and your wife have mutual climax?' The other said, 'I think we have Prudential'" -- Milton Berle
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:52 am

"Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black mustache." -- P.G. Wodehouse
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:45 pm

"Don't be humble...you're not that great." -- Golda Meir
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:28 am

"As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything." -- John Candy
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