QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu May 03, 2018 11:07 am

"People never know what's going on while it's happening. You think, during the Renaissance, people called it 'The Renaissance'?" -- Anne Meara
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri May 04, 2018 8:42 am

"Am I a trance medium? No. Have I got a gift psychically? Absolutely not. But I believe in the survival of consciousness after death." -- Dan Aykroyd
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat May 05, 2018 5:37 am

"I have a great house. It's just twenty minutes from the city -- by phone." -- Henny Youngman
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high water? shut mouth!

Postby Lynx » Sat May 05, 2018 10:19 am

When you find yourself in high water it's best to shut your mouth.
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Dreams Eclipsed

Postby Lynx » Sun May 06, 2018 1:38 am

We sometimes eclipse our own dreams with reality. Patti Smith
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon May 07, 2018 8:19 am

"I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike I have a rear-view mirror." -- Richard Lewis
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue May 08, 2018 6:38 am

"I was an ugly kid. My father never took me to the zoo. He said, "If they want you, they'll come get you."" -- Rodney Dangerfield
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Bilingual

Postby Lynx » Tue May 08, 2018 10:25 am

Unfortunately I have a PhD. This means I'm bilingual—I can speak English and Bulls#*t. Seth Lerer
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu May 10, 2018 11:24 am

"Anyone can be a golf announcer. All you have to do is use that voice you use when you call in sick at work. "I won't be coming in today, I have a golf game to announce."" -- Mike Rowe
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri May 11, 2018 2:46 pm

"My mother was eighty years old. She never used glasses. Drank right out of the bottle!" -- Henny Youngman

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"Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!" -- Jason
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon May 14, 2018 11:20 am

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth." -- Victor Borge
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Tituba » Mon May 14, 2018 5:49 pm

"Old age and treachery always overcomes youth and skill"
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu May 17, 2018 8:29 am

"Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time." -- Paula Poundstone
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon May 21, 2018 11:31 am

“Do not wait: the time will never be 'just right'. Start where you stand, and work whatever tools you may have at your command and better tools will be found as you go along.” -- Napoleon Hill
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue May 22, 2018 5:25 am

"I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?" -- Gary Shandling
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