QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:08 am

"“Show me a giant rooster chasing a member of Parliament, and I’ll show you a chicken catch a Tory." -- Soupy Sales
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Jan 26, 2019 12:04 pm

"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "What do you need?"" -- Steven Wright
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:51 am

"Realtors are people who did not make it as used-car sales-men" -- Bob Newhart
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:50 am

"Do you know what you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason." -- Guy Owen
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:26 pm

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." -- Red Buttons
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:26 am

"I love to sleep. It's the best of both worlds. You get to be alive, and unconscious." -- Rita Rudner
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:46 pm

"In elementary school during Student Government Week, I was Coroner for the Day." -- Richard Lewis
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:26 am

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." -- Ellen DeGeneres
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:04 pm

"I started seeing a therapist. She didn't know I was seeing her. That was kinda fun." -- Dana Snow
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:51 am

"I'm a victim of circumstance!" -- Jerome "Curly" Howard
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:21 pm

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." -- Aesop
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:49 am

"My dad went back to college and we're all so proud of him. Except when the comes home from a keg party and pees out the window." -- Brian Kiley
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:27 am

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." -- Redd Foxx
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tree falls; goodbye shadow

Postby Lynx » Sun Feb 17, 2019 12:21 pm

When the tree falls how can the shadow stand?

~ Mary Lavin. In a Cafe story collection.
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