QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Share anything that has inspired you from Barbara's (or anyone else's)books.

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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:24 am

"I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.” -- Dwight Schrute
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby inspiresuccess » Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:42 pm

Jason wrote:"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." -- Redd Foxx
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby inspiresuccess » Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:44 pm

Jason wrote:"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." -- Ellen DeGeneres
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby inspiresuccess » Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:46 pm

Jason wrote:"I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short." -- Shelley Winters
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:04 am

"My cholesterol count has a comma." -- John Pinette
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:23 am

"I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself." -- Judy Tenuta
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:47 am

"It seems there's just no room left for elegance in this paper-plate, blue-jean world. And I, for one, think it's a shame." -- Joan Fontaine
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby inspiresuccess » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:20 pm

Jason wrote:"It seems there's just no room left for elegance in this paper-plate, blue-jean world. And I, for one, think it's a shame." -- Joan Fontaine


Ooohhhh, I agree with that. I miss dressing up. I miss seeing other people dressed up.
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby SquarePeg » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:12 am

Spoken in response to someone who comments about my large belly:

"It's not fat; it's inflammation!" -- me
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:28 pm

"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people." -- Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:12 pm

"A woman doctor is only good for women's problems...like your groinocology." -- Archie Bunker
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:45 am

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." -- Sun Tzu
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:59 am

Fred: Is this it? I mean, y'all get to keep the child forever?

Woody: Well, maybe. Uh, you see, he's going to stay with us for about a year, and if everything works out alright, then the adoption agency will make a recommendation to the court.

Esther: I know we'll like him, I just hope he likes us.

Fred: I know he'll like you, Esther.

Esther: Why thank you, Fred.

Fred: Children always love animals.
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:00 am

"Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time." -- Bob Newhart
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:33 am

"I left college owing eighty thousand dollars in student loans. My mom tell me, "Just think of it as a mortgage." Yeah, and I can wallpaper my cardboard box with the interest statements." -- Stephanie Schiern
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