QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:34 am

"Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity." -- Valerie Harper
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:01 am

"Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion." -- Tina Fey
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:45 am

"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." -- Phyllis Diller
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:37 am

"I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Elaine Glimme » Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:15 pm

Turkey breasts are anything but natural.
Elaine Glimme - author - "Temporary Address" and "The Molly Chronicles"
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:30 am

"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before." -- Rita Rudner
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:04 pm

"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out." -- Jay Leno
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:21 am

"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." -- Kevin James
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:57 am

"Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car." -- Stephen Colbert
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:21 am

"I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself." -- Louis C. K.
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:45 am

"It's taken me all my life to learn what not to play." -- Dizzy Gillespie
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:47 am

"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more." -- Walter Matthau
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:21 am

"Life is available to anyone no matter what age. All you have to do is grab it." -- Art Carney
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:19 am

"I’m lost. And it’s my own fault. It’s about time I figured out that I can’t ask people to keep me found." -- Anne Sexton
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