QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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"The Supreme Court ruled against having a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." -- Jay Leno

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Experience

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Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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"I wouldn't mind paying taxes, if I knew they were going to a friendly country." -- Dick Gregory

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Swiss Army Knives

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I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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"Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." That's before there were agents." -- Robin Williams

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"I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner

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"Did you know Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos." -- Victor Borge

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"I went to correspondence school. They threw me out from there. I played hooky...I sent them an empty envelope." -- Baron Munchausen

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"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.'" -- Gracie Allen

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"My mother's a typical Jewish mother. Once she was on jury duty...They sent her home. She insisted she was guilty." -- Cathy Ladman

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"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" -- Groucho Marx

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"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months - I don't like to interrupt her." -- Ken Dodd

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"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading contest. I hit a bookmark." -- Steven Wright

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Drama

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Drama is life with the dull parts left out.
~ Alfred Hitchcock

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