QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Share anything that has inspired you from Barbara's (or anyone else's)books.

Moderators: BarbaraSher, Tituba

Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

"If you took Nyquil and No-Doz at the same time, would you dream you couldn't sleep?" -- Carrot Top

Lynx
Mega Poster
Mega Poster
Posts: 2175
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:45 am

april 8

Post by Lynx »

The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-trust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciples.

Bronson Alcott, Orphic Sayings

Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

"As a teacher, I tried to make my lesson plans relate to real life. It's important for kids to see connections. "Johnny, you got a sixty-five on this test. That's a D, and it's also the speed limit on the freeway! Uh oh, Suzie got the speed limit in a residential area." -- Lesley Wake

Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

"My husband and I didn't sign a prenuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact." -- Roseanne

Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

"I went to the thirtieth reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go because I've put on a hundred pounds." -- Wendy Liebman

Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi." -- Emo Philips

Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

"I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers." -- Rodney Dangerfield

User avatar
Elaine Glimme
Mega Poster
Mega Poster
Posts: 2960
Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:00 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Elaine Glimme »

Everyone is the center of their own universe, fighting great battles as best they can.
Elaine Glimme - author - "Temporary Address" and "The Molly Chronicles"

Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

"The problem with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're on the job." -- Slappy White

Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

"Countries are making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow. But maybe instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have." -- Emo Philips

Tituba
Mega Poster
Mega Poster
Posts: 9415
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Tituba »


Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

"I run into this guy I went to high school with I haven't seen in ten years, and I ask him what's going on. And he says, "I finally got an amp for my bass!" Which answers a log of other questions, like, "Are you still smoking a lot of pot? Living in you mom's basement?"" -- Dave Attell

User avatar
Elaine Glimme
Mega Poster
Mega Poster
Posts: 2960
Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:00 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Elaine Glimme »

I read and enjoy your quotes, Jason. Just thought you should know that.
Elaine Glimme - author - "Temporary Address" and "The Molly Chronicles"

Lynx
Mega Poster
Mega Poster
Posts: 2175
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:45 am

journey of 1000 miles

Post by Lynx »

A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first misstep.
Aaron J Shay

Jason
Veteran Poster
Veteran Poster
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon May 12, 2003 10:01 pm

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Post by Jason »

Elaine Glimme wrote:I read and enjoy your quotes, Jason. Just thought you should know that.


Thanks, Elaine! Finding them helps lighten my day.

Post Reply