QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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"People never know what's going on while it's happening. You think, during the Renaissance, people called it 'The Renaissance'?" -- Anne Meara

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"Am I a trance medium? No. Have I got a gift psychically? Absolutely not. But I believe in the survival of consciousness after death." -- Dan Aykroyd

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"I have a great house. It's just twenty minutes from the city -- by phone." -- Henny Youngman

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high water? shut mouth!

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When you find yourself in high water it's best to shut your mouth.

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Dreams Eclipsed

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We sometimes eclipse our own dreams with reality. Patti Smith

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"I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike I have a rear-view mirror." -- Richard Lewis

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"I was an ugly kid. My father never took me to the zoo. He said, "If they want you, they'll come get you."" -- Rodney Dangerfield

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Bilingual

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Unfortunately I have a PhD. This means I'm bilingual—I can speak English and Bulls#*t. Seth Lerer

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"Anyone can be a golf announcer. All you have to do is use that voice you use when you call in sick at work. "I won't be coming in today, I have a golf game to announce."" -- Mike Rowe

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"My mother was eighty years old. She never used glasses. Drank right out of the bottle!" -- Henny Youngman

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"Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!" -- Jason

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"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth." -- Victor Borge

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"Old age and treachery always overcomes youth and skill"

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"Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time." -- Paula Poundstone

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“Do not wait: the time will never be 'just right'. Start where you stand, and work whatever tools you may have at your command and better tools will be found as you go along.” -- Napoleon Hill

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"I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?" -- Gary Shandling

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