QUOTE FOR THE DAY

[Jason]

"It's terrible to have to say this. World population must be stabilized and to do that we must eliminate 350,000 people per day." -- Jacques Yves Cousteau

[Jason]

"The things that we love tell us what we are." -- Thomas Aquinas

[Jason]

"Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise." -- Margaret Atwood

[Jason]

"A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals." -- Ronnie Corbett

[Jason]

"Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out." -- Gilbert K. Chesterton

[Jason]

"There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true." -- Soren Kierkegaard

[Jason]

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." -- Mark Twain

[Jason]

"My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" -- Buddy Hackett

[Jason]

"When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both." -- Jack Finney

[Jason]

"All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive." -- Tallulah Bankhead

[Jason]

"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough." -- Groucho Marx

[Jason]

"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often." -- Johnny Carson

[Jason]

"You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, 'Don't feed them. If you feed them, they'll never leave.'" -- Dylan Brody

[Jason]

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop." -- Gertrude Stein

[Jason]

"For honest insight into who you are, don't ask yourself what your priorities are for next week. Ask what your priorities were last week." -- Robert Reed