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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 10:44 am
by Jason
(Dougal struggles to remember his prayers.)

Father Dougal: Our Father, who art in heaven...

Father Ted: (sternly) Hallowed.

Father Dougal: Hallowed be thy..

Father Ted: Name!

Father Dougal: Papa don't preach...

Father Ted: Dougal, you know you can praise God in other ways.

Father Dougal: Oh yeah, like that time you told me I could praise him just by leaving the room.

Father Ted: Yes, that was a good one all right.

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 8:42 am
by Jason
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is." -- Yogi Berra

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 3:43 pm
by Jason
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 5:33 am
by Jason
"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?" -- President Skroob

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2019 7:38 am
by LalithaN
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 11:22 am
by Jason
"With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films." -- Bob Hope

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 2:04 pm
by Jason
Charlie: [trying to say that he is a philanthropist] I'm a full-on-rapist. Y'know? Africans. Dyslexics. Children. That sorta thing.

Jackie: I'm sorry. Did you say that you are a "full-on-rapist"?

Charlie: No, no, did I say that? No no no no no! I help people, you know what I mean? I'm a full..a full...a full-an...

Jackie: A philanthropist?

Charlie: Yeah, that's exactly what it is! It gets blocked up in my mouth, and I don't say it no good...

(A moment of very awkward silence follows)

Charlie: I'm a janitor at a bar.

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 10:25 am
by Jason
"I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence." -- Frederick Douglass

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:26 pm
by Jason
"The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down." -- Flip Wilson

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:03 am
by Jason
"Don't cling to fame. You're just borrowing it. It's like money. You're going to die, and somebody else is going to get it." -- Sonny Bono

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:39 am
by Jason
"If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right." -- Carol Burnett

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:16 pm
by Jason
Al Dewitt: Oh, no! Oh, Mr. Baxter, that's terrible! If I could find a hole, I'd crawl right into it!

George Baxter: If I could find a shovel, I'd dig one for ya.

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:16 pm
by Jason
"Marxism is not only the theory of socialism, it is an integral world outlook, a philosophical system, from which Marx’s proletarian socialism logically follows. This philosophical system is called dialectical materialism." -- Joseph Stalin

Through art

PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:20 am
by Lynx
What I see is the purpose of art and the necessity of art, is that we are able get closer to a truth about our life that we cannot necessarily see or frame through an ordinary experience. ~ Katrín Sigurdardóttir

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:49 am
by Jason
"When I was a child, I couldn't wait for the first snowfall. I would run to the door and yell, "Let me in! Let me in!" You know the deal. -- Emo Philips