QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them." -- Joan Rivers

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"One day soon you will meet a man, and he will rise like a phoenix from the ashes, and it is my greatest hope that he will not give you syphilis." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

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"I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!" -- Washington Irving

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"Salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams."

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"I don't think it's bribery; I think it's extortion. Bribery, you know, is when the person that's giving the money does it voluntarily. What it is in Washington is extortion because they all ask for the money." -- John McCain

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"Now I've laid me down to die
I pray my neighbors not to pry
Too deeply into sins that I
Not only cannot here deny
But much enjoyed as life flew by."


-- Preston Sturges

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"Get up early in the morning before everybody has breathed up all the good air." -- Ruth Gordon

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"If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it." -- John Candy

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"Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you." -- Ogden Nash

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"It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise." -- Stephen Colbert

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"The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up." -- Minnie Pearl

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"A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean." -- Danny DeVito

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." -- Sam Kinison

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Baravelli: You sing-a high.

Connie: Yes, I have a falsetto voice.

Baravelli: That's-a funny; my last pupil she had-a false set-a teeth.

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"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." -- Orson Welles

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