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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:00 pm
by Jason
"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them." -- Joan Rivers

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:25 am
by Jason
"One day soon you will meet a man, and he will rise like a phoenix from the ashes, and it is my greatest hope that he will not give you syphilis." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:43 am
by Jason
"I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!" -- Washington Irving

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:21 pm
by Tituba
"Salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams."

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:50 am
by Jason
"I don't think it's bribery; I think it's extortion. Bribery, you know, is when the person that's giving the money does it voluntarily. What it is in Washington is extortion because they all ask for the money." -- John McCain

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:44 pm
by Jason
"Now I've laid me down to die
I pray my neighbors not to pry
Too deeply into sins that I
Not only cannot here deny
But much enjoyed as life flew by."


-- Preston Sturges

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:45 am
by Jason
"Get up early in the morning before everybody has breathed up all the good air." -- Ruth Gordon

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:22 am
by Jason
"If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it." -- John Candy

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:19 am
by Jason
"Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you." -- Ogden Nash

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:58 am
by Jason
"It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise." -- Stephen Colbert

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:47 am
by Jason
"The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up." -- Minnie Pearl

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:11 pm
by Jason
"A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean." -- Danny DeVito

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:24 am
by Jason
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." -- Sam Kinison

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:21 am
by Jason
Baravelli: You sing-a high.

Connie: Yes, I have a falsetto voice.

Baravelli: That's-a funny; my last pupil she had-a false set-a teeth.

Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:51 am
by Jason
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." -- Orson Welles