QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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"Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity." -- Valerie Harper

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"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." -- Phyllis Diller

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"I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Turkey breasts are anything but natural.
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"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before." -- Rita Rudner

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"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out." -- Jay Leno

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"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." -- Kevin James

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"Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car." -- Stephen Colbert

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"I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself." -- Louis C. K.

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"It's taken me all my life to learn what not to play." -- Dizzy Gillespie

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"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more." -- Walter Matthau

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"Life is available to anyone no matter what age. All you have to do is grab it." -- Art Carney

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"I’m lost. And it’s my own fault. It’s about time I figured out that I can’t ask people to keep me found." -- Anne Sexton

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Esther: You don’t upset me, Fred Sanford, I have the spirit of Christmas!

Fred: And the face of Halloween.

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