QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:00 pm

"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them." -- Joan Rivers
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:25 am

"One day soon you will meet a man, and he will rise like a phoenix from the ashes, and it is my greatest hope that he will not give you syphilis." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:43 am

"I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!" -- Washington Irving
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Tituba » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:21 pm

"Salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams."
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:50 am

"I don't think it's bribery; I think it's extortion. Bribery, you know, is when the person that's giving the money does it voluntarily. What it is in Washington is extortion because they all ask for the money." -- John McCain
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:44 pm

"Now I've laid me down to die
I pray my neighbors not to pry
Too deeply into sins that I
Not only cannot here deny
But much enjoyed as life flew by."


-- Preston Sturges
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:45 am

"Get up early in the morning before everybody has breathed up all the good air." -- Ruth Gordon
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:22 am

"If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it." -- John Candy
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:19 am

"Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you." -- Ogden Nash
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:58 am

"It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise." -- Stephen Colbert
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:47 am

"The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up." -- Minnie Pearl
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:11 pm

"A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean." -- Danny DeVito
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:24 am

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." -- Sam Kinison
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:21 am

Baravelli: You sing-a high.

Connie: Yes, I have a falsetto voice.

Baravelli: That's-a funny; my last pupil she had-a false set-a teeth.
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Re: QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Postby Jason » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:51 am

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." -- Orson Welles
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